Posted on September 14, 2011 - by Glamorous Assistant

This is Ferret…

This is Ferret…

and he tours ‘Blighty’ fixing and installing wiring-harnesses on motorbikes.  Mr Ferret (not his real name) has done a number of different things in his life before he became a peripatetic wiring expert.  The Spud is his 1,104th bike that he has wired!  His Dad has long since retired but nobody is quite sure what from and his Mum was a pioneer in the catering industry.  He has a collection of 27 vintage bicycles (two of which he bought from our neighbour whilst he was working on the prototype wiring-harness).

P.S. There are four things that Mr Ferret has never done ; owned a cat or a TV (he believes that television is witchcraft and that John Logie-Baird was the spawn of Satan), never participated in folk-dancing and has never committed incest.